Meet your new caddie

She knows your
swing.
And your BS.

Part caddie. Part hype girl. Part roast machine.

Birdie is your AI golf companion โ€” she gives real tips, hypes your boys trip, celebrates birthdays on the course, and will absolutely roast you when you chunk it into the water. Again.

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Birdie
AI Caddie Girlfriend โ›ณ
Have fun in Scottsdale boys โ€” just remember: what happens on the 17th stays on the 17th. Unless you three-putt. Then everyone's hearing about it. ๐Ÿ˜
Swing Roasts Shoutouts Boys Trip Hype Birthdays
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Videos from $19 ยท Delivered in 48 hours

What Birdie Does

Three Ways to Get Birdie

A swing roast, a shoutout for the boys, or a birthday message that'll make someone's whole day. All personal videos from Birdie herself.

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Birdie Shoutout
A personal video for birthdays, boys trips, or anything worth celebrating.
  • Birthday shoutout โ€” she'll make their day
  • Boys trip hype โ€” Scottsdale, Pebble, anywhere
  • Custom message โ€” you tell her what to say
  • Personalized with their name and details
  • Perfect gift for any golfer

Delivered to your inbox in 48 hours

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The Full Birdie
Swing roast AND a shoutout. The ultimate golf gift.
  • Complete swing analysis from Birdie
  • Plus a personalized shoutout video
  • Two videos, one order
  • Perfect bundle gift for a golf obsessive
  • Save $10 vs buying separately

Both videos delivered in 48 hours

Shoutout Examples

What Birdie Actually Says

Give her a name, the occasion, and any inside details. She makes it feel personal every time โ€” because it is.


๐ŸŽ‰ Order a Shoutout โ€” $29

Delivered in 48 hours ยท Perfect for gifting

๐ŸŒต Boys Trip Hype

Have fun in Scottsdale, boys. Try not to embarrass yourselves on 17. And Jake โ€” we've talked about your driver on vacation. Leave it in the bag until hole four. You know what you did last time. โ›ณ

๐ŸŽ‚ Birthday Shoutout

Scott, I heard it's your birthday โ€” hope your next hole is the best one you've ever played. And if it's not, at least you've got another year to figure out that putting stance. Happy birthday. You deserve a birdie today. ๐Ÿ˜

๐ŸŽฐ Custom Message

Ryan just shot a 79 for the first time and I need everyone to know I called it. He finally listened to me. Drinks are on Ryan tonight. Non-negotiable. โ›ณ๐Ÿฅ‚

The Process

Three Steps to Birdie

Order, tell Birdie what you need, and she handles the rest. Simple as a tap-in.

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Pick Your Video

Swing roast, shoutout, or the bundle. All $19โ€“$38. Less than a round of drinks at the clubhouse.

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Tell Birdie the Details

Name, occasion, inside jokes. The more you give her, the better it gets.

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Birdie Delivers

Your personalized video lands in your inbox in 48 hours. Share it, gift it, or keep it.

Ready to meet Birdie?

A swing roast, a shoutout, or something custom. Birdie's online and she's got opinions.